Eastchester Tee
Every person in "E hood" is a 2 timing asshole, and no one1 shud be trusted. Every girl is a slut who seem to like being abused, because every single one is going out with a total douchebag. The cops are total dicks, but not nearly as bad as the people IN CHARGE of the cops, they're the reason police officers in this town have nothing better to do then tell kids to stop standing in front of places. Now, the town itself is boring as fuck. There is NOTHING to do in Eastchester, which is why 90% of the youth is either drunk or high, or both. There is nothing but banks, gas stations, convienance stores, and fucking parks in Eastchester. Now, let's talk about the groups. First is the punks, a bunch of 13 year olds who hate everyone cuz they didn't get what they wanted for X-mas, so they pretend to be edgy and rough, when really they listen to bands like Nickelback. Then you have the skaters, fucken losers who failed school and do nothing but smoke pot and skate. Very few can skate. I guess I should mention the "metal" crew, bassically 7 or 8 assholes that have like 50 bands between eachother. And lastly you have the Guidos. This town is full of em, and they're all a bunch of wigga wannabe assholes who grease their hair and smoke to try and look cool, when in reality they just look like fags. And that's pretty much it, this is the biggest shithole of a town ever and I curse everyday I live in it. It's nothing but racists, homophobes, and two timing pieces of shit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨