East Range Cream Sauce tee
It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved. The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up. After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account. By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!