Duxbury Tee
A really nice, rather wealthy town on the South Shore of Mass. Most individual kids from Duxbury are ok, but as a group they are an arrogant group of douche-bags. There is a natural hatred for the town by everyone else on the South Shore and all of Mass in general. Stop thinking you're richer than everyone by the way. None of the 20 highest median income towns in Mass are even on the South Shore so fuck it. The boys lax team dominates life, but take it way to seriously. The reason they are so good is because their players come out the womb with a spoon in hand ready to lax. Also no one else in Mass cares about lax, which is a clear advantage. The hockey team is consistently one of the most overrated teams in the state and always gets stomped by the likes of Hingham and the Catholic Conference teams. I feel awful for the soccer team, because they are always dominant in a sport that every town takes seriously and don't get nearly the amount of attention they deserve. I truly respect the baseball team; however, as they are usually pretty damn good for kids not athletic enough to play lacrosse. I would mention girls sports but who cares. Sick mascot you faggots, it's great that you have no relation to the ocean like every other South Shore town, but I'd rather be a Hull Butt Pirate than a Deluxbury Dragon. At least pick something more fitting like the Fairies if you want your mascot to be a mythical creature. PS- Your girls have nothing on Hingham, Scituate, and Cohasset’s
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