Dusty Wind Tunnel Tee
Dusty Wind Tunnel \ˈdəs-tē ˈwind ˈtə-nəl\ An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again