Dustin Tee
Dustin will be the love of your life. He’s funny, goofy, reserved, and yet outgoing. He isn’t afraid to laugh at himself or call you on the phone. He also has a soothing voice. He’s shorter than most people- hence his nickname “Hobbit”, but he’s sexy, scruffy and you’ll want to touch his butt. Dustin likes to cuddle, so if you’re ever on a road trip, make sure you share a bed. He’s also very creative. He won’t tell you how he feels about you, but he knows how to make you feel better.. just by being with him. My favorite things about Dustin are how well he gets along with everyone. It’s almost as if you’re his best friend as soon as you meet him, and I also love that he doesn’t judge you. He’s be there with you to try new things and enjoy life, and even if you’re an idiot or miss him sometimes and lose your cool, he doesn’t hold it against you. He also has an absolute perfect penis. He deserves the best things, makes the best friend, and even though it can he hard to keep your feelings to yourself, he still makes you melt. If you find a Dustin, don’t take forever to tell him how much you love him… but find your own Dustin, ‘cause this one is mine. Seriously, I’ll fuck you up.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.