durty focai tee
plural of dirty ford focus:a dirty ford focus is a car with 1.4L diesel engine,2012 tipperary registration plate and was bought by the owner for 5 grand at 2.5% finance on gumtree the car was probably paid for using daddys credit card yet for some reason the owner will post VSCO photos of himself and the car captioning the snaps with cringey shit like "self made" and broadcast to the entire world about how hes the "designated drunk driver" of the friend group when in reality he just cant afford to drink because of his crippling car debt the owner takes better care of the car then they do their own hair,clothes or personal hygiene for that matter and will rarely follow the rules of the road or the speed limit,often blowing through a 10 mph school zone at 80 mph screaming "its for love officer !!!" because hes on the way to his girlfriends house and shes home alone the owners of these cars are a different breed and the cars themselves are one of a kind, inexplicably attracting loud red haired galway jersey wearing women who have the same alcohol tolerance as your dad,uncle and mums boyfriend all put together
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!