Ducking Tee
The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it