Duckackicorn Tee
The most majestic animal ever to grace our planet even more elusive than the jackalope, the duckackicorn has the head of a majestic duck, the body of a majestic horse, the wings of a majestic albatross, and the horn of a majestic narwhal. The majestic has never been captured or killed, as it is too blindingly majestic for the unworthy to see. To find the majestic duckackicorn, one must first prove themselves worthy. The only way to do this is by singing the Time Warp song to a pink fairy armadillo. Next, you must painfully extract the DNA from a banana in the 9 steps of the majestic Cambridge Tradition. Then, you must, with the aid of small giraffes, drink the majestic concoction at midnight and hide hundreds of majestic dinosaurs. After doing that, you must touch the horse. Finally, you must stand in the middle of a large group of people and yell "ARMADILLO!!!!!" If the heavens deem you worthy, they will respond with a loud,"SHAZZAM!!!" and send down a majestic duckackicorn for you to ride off unto the dawn with. It will be SO FABOOSH.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨