drunken duncan Tee
A prominent member of the punk/metal crew at mountianview. Drunkenduncan first got his name due to the fact that he spent the better part of freshman year drunk out of his mind, and sophmore year... screw it, he's always drunk. The best part is, he's the only true punk kid that refuses to wear the standard dress code, but courduroys and a white t-shirt. Duncan has been known to lay a heavy hand on the beer runs, using his technique called the shuffle, wich is described as not a walk, but just slow enough to not be a run, but if that fails, he can always just get on the news with a bottle of tequilla, or by tossing was mart employees on thier heads.It gets even more indifferen't. Possibly a virtuoso, drunken started playing guitar just before freshman year, and was recievng claim as a musician by the summer of last year. DrunkenDuncan has been involved in probably more felonies than he can count, and has been known to call out absolutely everybody on thier shit, so if youre gonna lie about youre alchohol tolerance, don't do it around him. he will call you out to a drink off, and if you don't keep up, youll come home with a black eye. possibly the most hardcore 4.0 student ever, drunken duncan claims that if a regular prep faggot were to hang out with him for 24 hours, there would be two outcomes, either the prep has died of alchohol poisoning in a forest, or he as an intense alchohol addiction, nine fingers, and will never shit right again... to say the least, isn't even eighteen.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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