Drunk Bitch Syndrome

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS". Symptoms include: - persistent vomiting - highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears) - relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense. - Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others - Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic. - Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants) - No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.