Drewche Bag

The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."