dreamnotfound Tee
George was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Dream, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning. "C'mere George!" Dream chuckled, seeming to match his beloved kettle laugh. "I know you want to" George opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Dream rubbing himself. "You gay piece of shit, get over here," Dream called, tearing off his coat and shirt. George stared at Dream, he was all of a sudden feeling horny aswell. George piled ontop of Dream. he began to kiss all over his body. Dream also began to kiss him aswell and he felt his hard cock against Dream's leg. They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Dream dragged George to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well. George unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Dream to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Dream willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants. After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Dream's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon. Dream unexpectedly raised up, dick still in George's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. George groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, George's dick wedged in Dream's butthole.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.