Dragonite Tee
Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.