Douche Scale
the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad. 1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy. (Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure) 11 - 20: Average Guy. (Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.) 21 - 30: Douchemuffin. (Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.) 31 - 40: Douchemeister. (annoying, but a little amusing.) 41 - 50: Doucheface. (tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.) 51 - 60: Douchebag. (stereotypical Douchebag, hater.) 61 - 70: Douchemonkey. (harasser, troll, mild player.) 71 - 80: Douchenozzle. (messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.) 81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.) (extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.) 91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface. (Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.) Notes: 1 - 50 = tolerable. 51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive. **Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
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used it as a cum rag
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |