Douche

1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections. 2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections. The 10 behaviors of a douche: Look at how rich I am. Look at how well dressed I am. Look at how handsome I am. Look at my awesome body. I'm so much better than everyone else. I'm a deeper thinker than others. I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart. All women want me. Any girl would be fortunate to have me. And I'm such a modest person.