DOTARD
Dotard is a good recipe deriving from Kim John un. It was made for the more evolved Australian derived species of human: Hetroeshatrions, refers to as ESHAYS!!! First Step: poor 3 litres of Digliwala juice into a jar. Second Step: Get 16 kg of Jaman Ice-Cream. Third Step: put it in a nova 35 days, to heat it to 10000000 °C, at the same time start tutting into it, the tutti should be pure. Fourth Step: After getting it out of the nova, put Skinny Dotard’s meat inside and mix it with ham. Fifth Step: Destroy another star to create a nova and place one of ur testicles. (Eshay Testicles Can never get destroyed). Sixth Step: Mix Everything together and put it in a Sub-zero fridge for 69 years. Seventh Step: Put it in a nova for 92 years Eight Step: Bully Trish. Ninth Step: Your Done. Warning: It is only consumable and possible to be done by Eshays. As the heat of 320000 °C and -234 °C in your mouth isn’t edible by primitive Homosapiens, so update ur life.
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