dorkzoiv

a creature whom lives in dorkzoiv land. There are many species Telegraphy:most terrifying buttface:does NOT have a butt for a face but very long legs normal:name says it all old:hates young young:hates old There are much more but it is against the dorkzoiv law for me to tell you the dark pit:if you fall in here you die dorkzoiv transporter:transports dorkzoivs from island to island(you have a 99.99% chance of dying this way) there are three main islands in the dorkzoiv world dorkzoivisland,humanworld and buttface island (currently under construction) a dilbird flys over the dorkoiv world once a year.If you give it scroot (known as dew in the english language) you get a mincepie and if you give it nothing you become dimwitted. supermunnia is the dilbirds friend.she protects dorkzoiv world from evildoers.