DooDoo Mama Tee
A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments. Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You`re a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You`re a DooDoo Mama.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.