Donny

Donny is someone who you just want to slather in a thicc coat of marinade. When you see his extravagant handlebar mustache, you'll think, "that needs to be topped off with some lawry's herb and garlic marinade with lemon juice." But be careful, if you try and marinade him too much, he might escape from his shackles while you're washing dishes and tip toe out of the house, and you'll have to chase him with a butterfly net. Get yourself a Donny- they're your best friend. When you go on a picnic, they'll definitely not forget the marinade for your marinade. And of course, he can make the best home-cooked marinated marinade.