Don C-Bone

A primordial force of nature. Long ago Don C-Bone ruled the milky way galaxy alongside Oliyron. Oliyron became jealous and launched his army of sprite without the lime dick boys to overthrow Don C-Bone. What ensued was a battle of epic proportions leaving only Earth inhabitable. Oliyron, unable to vanquish the pure unmitigated epicness that is Don C-Bone, used his evil bitch made magic to fling Don C-Bone into the 20th century. Don C-Bone went through much of his life on Earth unaware of his true nature but always feeling that he was something greater. One day Don C-Bone finally came across Oliyron split into 2 people and his godly nature awoke. He quickly vanquished the two, but knew that they would return so he scours the earth eliminating the sprite without the lime dick boys to finally eliminate his bitch-made enemy.