Dixon

The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil, dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have. Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003. Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6").