Dirty George Speer Tee
(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means