Dirty George Speer tee
(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!