Dipstick

The ancient art form of checking the freshness of a female. Must take no less than one, but no more than three fingers and insert into the meat-curtain. Upon insertion one must slowly remove as to "tease" the subject into thinking your playing it cool. Then stealthly motion your Dipstick no futher than an inch away from the nose to allow yourself to induldge on the sweet aroma. This technique is perfect for birthday parties, get togethers, and family re-unions in Arkansas. To properly secure the Dipstick technique be in an isolated location such as; Fairgrounds, concerts, church, or even your local Women and Children Hospital.