Diesel mercedes Tee
Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means