Dick Cheney

Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including; -Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's) -General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media" -A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism. -Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).