Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster. They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself. What we are not allowed to do: Hug (It's innapropriate) Carry a backpack around (It's not safe) Toss a saltine cracker at my friend Take off our vests when we are hot Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill Voice our opinion Laugh Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.