Destructotech Ltd

They are an evil organization which is slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world. Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid these things to allow themselves complete control. Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!