Desert Vista High School

the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian principal & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking pass, or returning to campus late. the classes at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their classrooms & not know what they're talking about. it's a good place to go if you like hating school.