Denmark Tee
Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand. Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer. Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe) The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world. In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party. During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest. Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones. Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.