deck

1.A misconstrued hearsay of the word czech. In the mentioning "He's Czech." by the self proclaimed "cool" bastard child of the monstrosity of modern culture as he was referring to a russian hockey player in a slurred fashion, after drinking a lemon flavored alchoholic beverage. Thusly, the mindless sheep known as this individual's friends continued to preach the meaning of deck, being deck, and how to act deck. This eventually led to a women in a starbucks continually saying "deck" on her cellphone, which was overheard by a man, which told his girlfriend, which told her hair dresser, which told a woman who is the sister of the girl who dated with the second cousin of the guy who cleans the pool of one of the editor's of entertainment weekly's secretary's brother in law. Which comes to the point where people too concerned with how people conceive them as cool or not, start excreting this one of many irritating buzz words from their noise holes, to sound self important and original. 2.A platform upon a ship.