dc

the code name for an extremely ,<i> desperate </i>man. I can't tell you his name because it's classified but the "d" stands for desperate. he has a deep thirst that can opnly be quenched by <i>bodily fluids</i>. he hides behind the bushes and hence he is also known as "the man behind the bushes." It is known that he is now working at a high school in a city called "albany" but the authorities have not been able to find him since albany does not apear on any maps and no one seems to know where it is. he drives in a "bush-mobile" that gets horrible milage but is powered by a renewable source: bodily fluids his partner is known as "db" bu he is the leader of the cult known as the "bush men" who hide in/under/behind bushes waiting for unsuspecting victims. he was once interoggated and asked if he had anything to do with the "bush incidents" and he responded, "Don't blame me, I voted for Gore!"