davism
A religion, a personal relationship with the messiah "Dave". Davists believe that Dave is the messiah and that everyone is a Dave at heart because Dave exists within all of us. Dave is the truth, Dave is the light and the way. Dave is in all of us and thus all of us can be part of Dave. Davism began long ago around the time of Bob. Bob, son of Arthur, brother of Bill, Father of Keith, was a soup maker who had long searched for his true self. He trekked the Himalayas, surfed the Great Amoeba and sailed the Chumbawumba, for 20 years he did these things. Then one day, sometime in March, he was eating soup in the Forest of Twee. He placed upon his head a tea towel to stop the little flies from bothering him and he held up his soup spoon and behold the face of Dave appeared unto him and spoketh the first words of Davol which is the first book of Dave. The Davol is a book of mainly pictures but there are some words and they are quite important. "Give unto me thy soup spoon and thy peg for i will show ye thee way!" Spoketh Thee Dave Bob was afraid, He put down his soup spoon and with his voice all a quivver said "Who goes there, oh face in my spoon?" To which Dave replied "I am Dave, you are Bob but i am Dave. Join me and become Dave Bob, I am the truth, I am the soup maker, follow me with thy spoon and i will show ye thee way." And so he did. Of course the people thought Bob was completely mad at first but after some well thought out promotion and free soup givaways people began to catch on to Davism and after about seven months or so everyone wanted to be part of Dave.
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