David Icke Tee
Former goalkeeper and sports commentator, turned controversial author, who is known for his conspiracy theories. His most popular conspiracy is the Reptilian Shapeshifter conspiracy theory. Icke explains in some of his books that ancient humans were hybridized with Reptilian dna, to a create a new hybrid species. These hybrids were the elitist/ruling class, and include the British Royal Family, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and many other royal bloodlines who possess immense wealth, power and influence. Icke also explains that all ancient religions had some form of Serpent/Dragon God worship, and that modern religions are based on this. Even the Bible speaks of the Nephilim (Sons of God) having children with the daughters of men, aka interbreeding. These beings are supposedly from the Draco constellation, but could have evolved on Earth, or are even from another plane of existence (higher dimensions/Lower 4th Dimension). Most brainwashed sheeple think David Icke is a nutter, or perhaps even a charlatan, however to those who are not subservient to Government, religion, or the Status Quo, Icke is perceived as an intelligent, 'woke' individual, who is actually here to help/enlighten us. If you want to spot a reptilian, then look out for their signature tongue flick or roll to the side of their mouths. Prince Charles, Rami Malek, Michelle Obama, Ricky Whittle are a few people who do this. Use Youtube to see for yourselves. Open you minds.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.