Dan
DA DA DA DAN! HE BE THE MAN HE GOT A FOOT LONG IT'S CALLED HIS DONG HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE YOU WANT A PIECE? IT'S MADE OF GOLD SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY HE'S A PORN STAR YO BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL IT'S ALL COOL HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER THEY JUST MAD CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND DAN'S A REAL BEAST EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
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Size Guide
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |