dalkey

a posh suburban area in south dublin along the dort line overlooking the sea and its general vast wealth. Containing many attractions such as "the ivory" which play host to many a teenage gathering for binge drinking induced fun and the "inn",haunt of local Colin Farrel or the irish rugger team for a quiet one on a sunday night. Dalkey hill the main attraction of this village is not only the place to walk your poodles or labradoodles but also the place for sexing it out in daddys merc's or moms mini's... Dalkey girls usually go to schools such as Loreto, Rathdown or Holy Child (Cluny girls don't come from Dalkey,we don't accept anything less than a net income of 2 million into our village). The girls are usually d4's and the goys jocks (schools such as CBC, ROCK or michaels are only accepted)