daichi satō

A hot buff man with very crusty pink hair and nipple piercings. His looks are so charming that can lure anyone. He has a sharp chad chin, thats also dyed pink, sometimes he even wears cat headphones, or a maid dress. Most of the time he wears a MCR hoodie with boots and black pants that he usually pisses himself in. He loves the emo band "My Chemical Romance" and knows all of the songs and lyrics by heart, he's just that devoted as a fan. He usually posts bart simpson edits on his snapchat, showing he's TRUELY a sad emo little boy. Personality wise, he seems grumpy all of the time, like a typical emo. But he's sexy, so thats why people like him, and daichi sato likes the attention, so he likes to be a flirty boy. When you get to know him, you will realize he has a huge thing for farting. Whether it be him farting or watching others fart. He loved the enjoyment of one just simply farting. The fart escaping his big bootycheeks enjoyed him. Oh and don't get me started on his round, plump ass. It's so round and big, that everyone is amazed by how big his bootycheeks are. Someone claimed they heard them clap while daichi sato walked. When he goes shirtless, everyone goes wild. His hot, sexy, sweaty 12 pack. Everyone wants him, i mean who doesn't? Daichi Sato has his own merchandise! It comes in shirts, pants, underwears, and so much more. He poses shirtless in these merchandise, and pictures of him farting and shitting.