D&D-mo

Disease that occurs when someone who qualifies as emo attempts to infiltrate a D&D troupe by making a character and pretending to know what they are talking about. Symptoms include: Thinking Ravenloft would be a nice place to live; Always min/maxes so his or her charisma is 18 to start; Belives that the drow are merely misunderstood; Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Argues that re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Doesn't know who the guy in "Mazes and Monsters" is; Doesn't know Vin Diesil's roots; Wants to solo the MindFlare Constantly asks when Loner will become its own class; Takes this list seriously.