CV Cougars

The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray. The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children. Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day. Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature. the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there. "mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey" And "the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)