Cumpadres

Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence. Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing). Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along. Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary. Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.