Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.