Cum
Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is.... 1) Why your mom's breath smells funny. 2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles) 3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow. 4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth. 5) What some men love to swallow 6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass 7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain 8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago 9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months 10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
The Urban Dictionary Tee
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |