Culchie

A culchie would be someone who doesn't live in the Belfast Metropolitan area, so that means if you don't live in Belfast, Lisburn, Newtownabbey or North Down then you most likely shovel cow shite and run about with your collars up thinking your class. Culchies just love annoying 'Townies' (as we are known as lol) at concerts I think its in their blood. The whole time all you hear is 'any yokes' and when you ask them where they're from they usually reply 'County Armagh Bai!' Or 'Up the North Coast hi'. They're is nothing worse than being surrounded by 30 sweaty culchies. Pure dirt!! The wee lads run about with check shirts and brown belts and it is quite a normal thing for them to wear a GAA shirt to a nightclub. Most of the time there local nightclub is a 15-30 minute drive away and they all organise coaches to get there and back. They all love a bit of Uncle Hugo and they watch GAA religiously and if they are prods then they are all Paisleyites. They don't call the City Centre 'Town' and most of us own caravans near there local villages and towns e.g Newcastle, Portrush and Ballywalter. That's one good thing culchies are good for lol. Jks. If it wasn't for culchies we wouldn't have our egg and bacon every morning.