Cuck Rich

Refers to an individual who has more than enough money but prefers to act like they’re living on a survival-mode budget. A cuck rich person regularly complains about how “everyone else is loaded,” despite secretly having a bank account that could choke a medium-sized mule. Instead of enjoying their resources, they hoard their cash like a feral dragon and get their thrills watching real spenders live it up. A cuck rich individual can often be found sitting on the sidelines, gripping their wad of money like a comfort object and whispering, “I could do that too… if I wanted,” while absolutely not doing that. Their financial motto is: observe lavish fun from a safe distance, and then go home and get a little too cozy with the bills they refused to spend.