Cubsex tee

– the ultimate sex word; used for fuel; Has the ability to light bubbles on fire; was getting teabagged and literally bit Danny’s balls off; has gorilla pubes; is the epitome of sexual intercourse; it makes people cum until they faint; forces people to moan from their fingernails; causes deer to jump from your belly button and into your mouth; can massage you with its nose Cubsex (n. v.) To: cubsex meaning to have sexual something, with cum and only cum and cum everywere. To have an Orgasm to the point were you cum plethoras of the substance Definitions by Emma-CUBSEX ASS RAPES EVERY VIRGIN BOY AND GIRL. CUBSEX FILLS THE INTERNET AND PHONE LINES WITH THE MOANING OF CHILDREN OLD AND YOUNG BEING SEXED! CUBSEX IS THE FACTORY MADE IN CHINA CUBSEX IS NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT FOR HANDICAPS. CUBSEX IS ON THE FLAG OF NEW ZEALAND CUBSEX IS HEAT IN ITS PUREST FORM! CUBSEX ISH BEAT THAT YOUR HEART BEATS TO. CUBSEX WAS YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND CUBSEX BABYSITS YOUR ANIMALS WHEN YOU ARE AWAY! CUBSEX IS WHAT THE MUSLIMS PRAY TO CUBSEX CREATED SCIENTOLOGY CUBSEX CREATED THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT! CUBSEX TAKES THE SHAPE OF THE ALIENS FROM ALIEN VERSES PREDATOR CUbSEX KILLED JOHN F. KENNEDY CUBSEX EATS LIVE BABIES FOR LUNCH! CUBSEX IS AN APHRODESIAC! CUBSEX FEEDS FROM UTTERS CUBSEX IS A GREEK GODESS CUBSEX EATS LANDLINES CUNSEX TILTED THE WORLD ON ITS AXIS CUBSEX MAKES BUBBLES CUBSEX STEALS PEOPLES SHOES AT NIGHT CUBSEX IS THE ART OF EATING BRAINS THROUGH STRAWS CUBSEX DEVOURED MOUNT EVEREST! CUBSEX IS ON THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN CUBSEX IS KAI LITTLEFIELDS TWIN Definitions by Aubrey-Cubsex makes cum fly around the world CUBSEX CREATES FOUNTAINS OF BABIES THAT ARE ALL NEITHER BOY NOR GIRL cubsex involves tacos and hot dogs being eaten by every litle boy and girl on earth Cubsex is a boat that is filled with transvestite fish CUBSEX IS NOW FEATURED ON MARIO PARTY 3 AS A SEVEN PERSON ORGY Cubsex is redken hair gel cubsex makes saunas light on fire CUBSEX IS YOUR KINDERGARDEN CUBBY Cubsex is the sugar cubes in your coffee CUBSEX is the frosting on top of a cake CUBSEX CREATED THE EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS Cubsex created this amazing blackberry ice cream that i am eating cubsex created blonde highlights cubsex is my gf CUBSEX FLIES TO THE MOON AND BACK IN 10 SECONDS cubsex might makeout with you at random times cubsex is depresssed and needs to be nurse cubsex eats my sweatshirt cubsex is the good life CUBSEX IS A JUMBLE OF LAUNDRY cubsex is a snow machine CUBSEX MAKES TINY BABY SOX cubsex is yellow snow CUBSEX DISCOVERD MOUNT ERVERST cubsex makes me cum cubsex makes me have phonesex Cubsex humps ladybugs CUBSEX IS MY GUARDIAN ANGEL cubsex wants in my pants

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

Customer Reviews

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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