Crymaxxx
A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax. Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |