Crofton Tee
Crofton. (Affectionately known as "C-Town" to its residents). It's a town full of semi-rich white people, but we don't hold anything against blacks (in fact we love them). The houses are big, not waterfront Annapolis-big.. but compared to the average American house they are good. There are 3 elementary schools- Crofton, Crofton Meadows, and Crofton Woods. The crazy county people then push everyone together for middle school at Crofton Middle School, then when we begin high school they split everyone up between South River High School and Arundel High School. You can pretty much ride your bike anywhere in Crofton. There are no big attractions except our Rita's that people from Crownsville and Bowie come and use. Nobody has ever heard of Crofton. We frecuently get the "Where's that?". It's true. Why would anyone ever come here? Unless they wanted to visit the famous snakehead fish thing a couple years ago. We have no malls. Most of our good restaurants actually belong to other cities like Bowie and Odenton, etc. We don't have a movie theatre (we used to.. now its a golds gym... remember the days). We don't have a Whole Foods. We have our own seperate police department, not part of the county. We have 4 major pool/country clubs.. Walden, Crofton, Crofton Swim & Tennis, Nantucket. We are average people. Our parents have money, yeah, but not as much as some people. We are for the most part good kids.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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