crime against caffeinity

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee} noun 1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people. 2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.