cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows: * 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit) * 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby * 40 runs for a pint A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss. The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out. Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse. Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.