creevin

alternate spelling (corrivin) V. (to creev) N. (Creev.) 1. Telling people that you are going to do something and then not answering or returning phone calls or contact attempts until at least the next day. 2. Hypocritically complaining about others acting a certain way (particularly those who are in romantic relationships) then when put in the same situation acting exactly the same way. 3. Speaking in a tough-guy manner while using an exorbitant amount of hand gestures and awkward pauses to amplify your point. 4. At any time wearing a bright orange winter jacket and super warm stocking cap w/ sweatpants in temperatures up to but not exceeding 75 degrees to any sort of occasion. 5. Making outrageous claims about yourself or members of your family accomplishing feats that may or may not be true and cannot really be proven. Exaggerating to a point that only you really believe 6. Constantly acting like super tough guy badass to male friends then suddenly becoming a goobing pussy douche when talking to girlfriend/love interest/ girls. Over the top softening of voice and unconventional excessive pet naming are characteristic of the creev.