Crapatoa Tee

(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa, 1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell. 2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident. 3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.